Sam King was hanging out with little boys in spandex before getting shot in the leg by a mysterious man in a trench coat. When the doctor pulled the bullet out of his leg he discovered it had an IP address inscribed into the bullet. Young Sam took this as a sign that wherever this address led him is where he will find his life's calling.


Current Status: Killed during the Rated Awesome Panty Raid

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