Chocolate Diet Caffeine-Free Coke Zero

More dry than than my sister's sense of humor, more ABSOLUTELY disgusting/repulsive than Niko's sexual advances towards surviving R@ members, this abomination of a soft drink hits your taste buds with the force of the challenger rocket and is sure to make you reel back with more disgust than when you think about how Blackglade treated the servers.

Current Status: Marinating in my sink and polluting the air in my apartment